thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

(via igrewupweird)


carrotsarepeopletoo:

perfcub:

Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld.

he wrote eurydice power ballads with guitar solos so intense they made hades headbang

carrotsarepeopletoo:

perfcub:

Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld.

he wrote eurydice power ballads with guitar solos so intense they made hades headbang

(via igrewupweird)


igrewupweird:

english-american:

Canada: whispers it’s my birth…

America: JUST A REMINDER THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS IN THREE DAYS!!!

Canada: …day

Late but hella worth it




rivalstruck:

soulsneasel:

why are bras called bras

battle ready armor

(via onlymostlycrazy)



sarawildish:

glampora:

leanonstephen:

cat-pictures-blog:

The face your kitten makes after you rescue him from an alley downtown.

#I HAVE WAy MORE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS CAT THAN I DO THE TITANIC OR THE NOTEBOOK OR THAT BULLSHIT

I’m gonna cry now
cuz his face
it’s like ‘thank you i was so scared’
i just
; ^ ;

he has CAT TEARS.

sarawildish:

glampora:

leanonstephen:

cat-pictures-blog:

The face your kitten makes after you rescue him from an alley downtown.

#I HAVE WAy MORE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS CAT THAN I DO THE TITANIC OR THE NOTEBOOK OR THAT BULLSHIT

I’m gonna cry now

cuz his face

it’s like ‘thank you i was so scared’

i just

; ^ ;

he has CAT TEARS.

(via onlymostlycrazy)


jokerisms:

when someone’s headcanons are so out of character they got you making this face at your screen

image

(via onlymostlycrazy)


the-cosmic-giggle:

Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey

THIS

(via burningforest77)